Gentlemen and ladies and bald headed babies.
I come before you to stand behind you
To tell of something of which I know nothing
This Thursday which is a Friday
Their will be a meeting for the ladies
And all men are invited
You pay at the door take a seat and sit on the floor
And now for what I wanted to tell you
One bright morning which was as dark as night
Two dead bodies got up and began to fight
A deaf policeman heard their voice and came to rescue them
If you don't believe me ask the blind police man he saw it too.
