ANT - elephant !!!!

All of us have grown up hearing jokes..... there's no denying it Ant - elephant are most undoubtedly one of r favorite, so just thought y not mention a few of them JFF.....

:) Once there was an elephant walking on the edge of a valley, full of water. Suddenly the elephant fell into the water. So, what is the first thing he will do ???
--- GET WET !!!

:) One day elephant and ant decided to go swimming, but each of them tuk turns to swim. Can u guess Y ???
--- SIMPLE, THEY WERE SHARING THE SWIMMING COSTUME !!!

(This is ma fav)
:) Elephant and ant fell in love with each other and decided to get married without telling each others parents. One bright sunny morning they went to the temple, just then the elephant's mother walked into the temple.......
--- Ant : " Quick elephant hide behind me!!! "


:) What did the banana say when the elephant stepped on it ???
--- Nothing silly, don't u know bananas can't speak!!!
:) Ant : " Wat is ur age ??? "
Elephant : " I am 5 yrs old. "
Ant : " Such a young age and such a huge body.Elephant : " I drink Bournvita ,Tan Kee Shakti, Man Ki Shakti !!! "Ant : " Ok "Elephant : " What is your age ??? "
Ant : " My age is 18 . "
Elephant : "18 years and such a small body looks as if you are very young. "
Ant : " Oh!!! I apply fair and loverly, lagao aur apni umar chupao !!! "

:) An elephant and an ant were standing in a long queue. Suddenly the elephant turns back n says something to the ant behind him. What does he say ???
--- Can u please stop push me !!!

:) One day an elephant married a mosquito. ( MOSQUITO ??? from where the hell did this mosquito come between the ant and the elephant ??? ) Anywayz, Next day the mosquito was dead !!!
--- Y ??? Elephant slept with a mosquito coil beside him !!!
:) Elephant falls in love Ant. So he goes to the Ant's house in order to convince the parents. Ant 's parents meet Elephant n then they say, " there is a small problem, boys teeth are lil long !!! "